What happens when there’s a gorgeous naked man in your hotel room? That sounds like the setup to a joke, but I promise it’s not. It’s the setup to a nightmare.
Here’s what happened: On the worst day of my life, I hit the jackpot. The literal, actual, million-dollar jackpot at Las Vegas’s Meridian casino.
The pit boss gave me a free night’s stay in the Sapphire Suite. I went upstairs, giddy in disbelief, opened the door to my lavish new digs…